The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Every deep ball Stroud throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.