The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.