The Kneel-Down Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.