The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stroud gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stroud's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.