The Intentional Grounding Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.