The Pick-Six Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Every deep ball Stroud throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.