The Pick-Six Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.