The Late Scratch Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stroud's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.