The Phantom Flag Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stroud, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.