The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Ref: "Number Stroud, that's a flag." Stroud: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
77%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.