The Hamstring Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stroud's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stroud finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stroud's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.