The Intentional Grounding Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Stroud's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stroud's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.