The Checkdown Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Stroud, Stroud, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.