The Sack Spiral Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“The broadcast shows Stroud on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Stroud is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stroud's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.