The Mystery Tweak Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Stroud is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Stroud scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.