The Pick-Six Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Stroud, Stroud, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.