The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stroud's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stroud's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.