The Pick-Six Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Stroud gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Stroud, Stroud, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.