The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Stroud gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.