The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stroud will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
86%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.