The Overthrow Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Garbage time arrives early for Stroud: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
74%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stroud, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.