The Butter-Finger Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Owen, Owen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.