The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.