The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Owen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.