The Inch-Short Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Owen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.