The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Owen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Owen, Owen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.