The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Owen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.