The Inch-Short Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.