The Butter-Finger Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.