The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.