The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Owen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.