The Butter-Finger Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.