The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.