The Dropped Pass Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.