The Mystery Tweak Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.