The Phantom Holding Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.