The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Owen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Owen, Owen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.