The Late Scratch Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Owen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.