The Shadow Coverage Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.