The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Owen, that's a flag." Owen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.