The Hamstring Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Owen, that's a flag." Owen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Owen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.