The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- Owen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.