The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- The broadcast shows Owen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.