The Dropped Pass Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Owen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.