The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Owen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.