The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Owen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.