The Dropped Pass Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.
- Owen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.