The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Owen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Owen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.