The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Owen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Owen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.