The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Owen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.